Saturday, March 1, 2008

Breaking News


Ultimate Lost Fan Gets Braces
Thats right folks you heard it here first, Holly now has braces on her upper teeth.  In an interview with Holly she claimed that the metal in her mouth will in no way impede her being glued to the TV on Thursday nights at 9 PM.  She will however be forced to give up the usual bag of microwave popcorn during the wildly popular ABC TV series.  "Popcorn is strictly forbidden" says Dr Anderson, Holly's orthodontist from Suffolk, VA.  
Lost's fourth season has been marked by crazy plot twists and a series of unanswered questions leading it's fans to a myriad of speculations.  When asked if Holly has any new insight on her favorite show now that her teeth are being straightened, she replied "this whole experience has made me see the need a person has for a constant in their life. I will be making sure I have a constant and so should all of you who are reading this right now."  Profound words from an almost 13 year old.  Holly also reports that her dog Snickers is a big fan of Lost.  Snickers has been disgruntled of late claiming that Vincent, her favorite character has not had nearly enough air time.   
Rebecca Brown Reporting 
Associated Mom News

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