Why So Blah?

I'm no techie!  I should have known better then to try tweaking the html for my blog.  What was I thinking?!  I was thinking a pretty new background would be nice to have. Amy said my pink colors don't match, so I thought I might try to do something about it.  Aiyiyi, I should have gone out and bought myself a new pair of shoes or something and left the tweaking to Amy.  Now what?  Amy, Can you hear me all the way over in Guam? HELP!!!!  I tried using the site you posted but to no avail.  Should I just go back to a standard blogger template?  Right now it's set a minima.  Any advice?